mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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narcissistcookbook:

qalbtalk:

kosmogrl:

“…use things to have good days.”

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

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pigswithwings:

str8aura-no-not-that-one:

bromp:

he fucking killed the other guy

rare post where every single comment is funny

crying crying crying

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swarnpert:

maxxipad:

iamoutofideas:

zegalba:

shoes

shoes

shoes

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scratch-meowt:

there are 2 Ethans in my daughter’s class. you’d think they’d go by Ethan L and Ethan M, but they decided together that they would like to be called Lethan and Methan and I think that’s fantastic

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seraphiminn:

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horsefriend:

For those who don’t know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times.

Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

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antiqueanimals:

Wildlife in North Carolina. June 1970. Cover illustration by Wallace Hughes.

Internet Archive

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angrylittlesliceofpizza:

catchymemes:

Being a dad mean sometimes making a fool of yourself for their enjoyment.

Originally posted by mysweetteame

same energy <3

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depsidase:

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a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark:

madfishmonger:

politicalprof:

Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.

Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:

“Boss made a dollar
Granddad made a dime
But that was a poem
From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand
Gave pa a cent
But that penny paid the mortgage
Or at least it paid the rent

Now Boss makes a million
And gives us jack
Smugly blames the workers
For the labor that he lacks.”

And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.

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creative-anchorage:

anexperimentallife:

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jaubaius:

Source

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oneheadtoanother:

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indagold-orchid:

indagold-orchid:

Stop Jumping, Idiot.

Whenever I look up rat posts, this one is the most popular and he’s still at it.

This man will not quit. As he ages, he’s becoming more fearless.

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